Juno

is my favorite movie.

"Juno: [dog barking] JEEZ Banana! Shut your freakin' gob ok!"

"Su chin was there and she was all babys have fingernails. Fingernails!"
"Oh! gruesome! does that mean it can scratch your vag. on the way out?"

"Leah: Yo yo yiggady yo!
Juno: I'm pregnant.
Leah: What? Honest to blog?
Juno: Yeah. It's Bleeker's.
Leah: It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch?
Juno: This is not a food baby all right? I've taken like three pregnancy tests, and I'm forshizz up the spout.
Leah: How did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy tests?"

" Juno: Your little girlfriend gave me the stinkeye in art class yesterday.
Paulie: Katrina's not my girlfriend alright? And I doubt she gave you the stinkeye that's just how her face looks, you know? That's just her face."

"Vanessa: Your parents are probably wondering where you are.
Juno: Nah. I mean I'm already pregnant so what other kind of shenanigans can I get into?"

"Juno: You're like... the coolest person I've ever met and you don't even have to try.
Paulie: I try really hard actually."

-im sorry, i just love this movie.